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「爆笑段子」古代的状元管有多大?
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来聊,为什么清朝没有一个昏君,但这个强大的王朝却消亡了呢?
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五黑铁开局无限金币,打五个职业选手,用什么战术能赢?
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哪里来的资本?
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我们这边的鸿星尔克。
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这棵树上的孔都是少林寺习武之人留下的,足以见证他们的刻苦了吧?
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一语双关呐
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可爱的羊驼,可爱的我
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口太小,我怕拉出来堵住,该怎么办?
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孩子机关算尽也没过了天算这一关,到头来数罪并罚
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怎样才能摆脱骨子里的不自信?
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想不到当年块钱买的显标这么耐用。
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皮友们知道大家表面包是哪类人呢?
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蒙古竟然不是中国的,我今天才知道
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没事,说的不是你
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猜出什么车,我当场认做你爹
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这太真实了
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这个车突然抢我道,我有万保险,我能超过他吗?
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一人提一个没十年脑瘫问不出来的问题
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为给我带小米的这种耳机,带到耳朵上松的很,总爱掉A
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但凡给我五个皮肤碎片我都不会骂人。踏的狗东西
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姨妈住院了,我领了一瓶可乐和一瓶雪碧的套装去探望,这些东西真的很寒酸吗?
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我给她转六百万,不会亏本吧?
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你不是在大润发杀了十年的鱼了吗你为什么还在乎这些
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我说我的,她说她的
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习惯了,哈哈哈 破大防
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大声告诉我是什么原因,让女孩不离不弃
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大脑的想法,千奇百怪。
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白刀子进,黄刀子出
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怎么样才能让回复有趣?
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舍友明天见异地恋网友试了一晚上衣服鞋子了,全宿舍都在给参谋。
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有人说现在很多家庭有百八十万,百万存款真的很普遍吗?
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皮爹们,你们谁能把中间的暂停键去掉,然后改成图二这种效果
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老婆出差跟别人拼了一间房,不放心怎么办?
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你第一次当女儿,我第一次当爸,谁也别惯着谁
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有没有干医生的,指点一下啊
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第一次约会去哪玩比较好?
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霸道总裁会帮自己和对象洗带血的内裤吗?
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做你们家的猫真好,生活真奢侈。
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我做了一个“米粒”别针,这样就会有人跟你来搭话说“你衣服上沾到米了”。
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第一次去女朋友家,她带我去她房间了,香气满满的,开心,今晚希望能睡在这里
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