坚持日更 搞笑图片第520期
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只是因为在人群中多看了你一眼
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PS:哥们,你这造型不错
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想当口语化的答案。
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PS:可能是气性大的点成了语音输入。
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沈璃和行云都穿猴哥同款
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PS:看起来还挺自然
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中了30年后才能兑的奖是什么体验。
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PS:人活着不就图一个盼头吗?
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莫名其妙的笑了一下。
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PS:麦麦这是在举行什么仪式吗?
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大学生用现金占座。
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PS:在玩一种很新的信任。
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野餐的起源,会不会是下地干活带饭。
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PS:瞬间对野餐祛魅了。
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从入门到精通。
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PS:差点就出危险了。
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朋友终于跟家里说出柜了。
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PS:家里人连夜请来了巫医。
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还以为是个骨架。
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PS:像那个戴帽子的吗喽。
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挡了又没完全挡。
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PS:他甚至不敢拿左手挠耳朵。
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这就是我电脑和手机!
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PS:手机相册也不要乱借给别人看。
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吃完才发现不对劲。
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PS:吃亏一声不吭≠i人。
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验钞机:只要是纸都是真的。
@苏立行
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PS:这张是真币,这张是真毙。
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每条信息回复都过了那么久是在查单词吗?
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PS:你俩是要考专八是吧。
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找到了被公司开除的方法。
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PS:下一份工作不用做背调?
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这个季节人人都是王宝钏。
@苏立行
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PS:有些野菜是真好吃。
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想搞一副棋弄墙上。
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PS:这是趁你没注意被吃的棋。
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感谢阅读的朋友们喜欢和点赞,我继续努力吖~
PS:双击屏幕点个赞,愿你知世故而不世故,永葆纯粹的自我。
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哪位同学把教室后门印的都是龙图。
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PS:走出教室,鱼跃龙门。
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扫地机器人把自己鞋脱了。
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PS:是个讲究的机器人。
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通讯界有自己的无间道。
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PS:真通讯录小说。
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故意叫错男友/女友名字的挑战视频,
本来以为都以秀恩爱为目的的耍流氓,
没想到有网友来真的。
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PS:为了你的个人隐私着想
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一句我是4杀死了比赛。
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PS:正好凑一桌,不用担心三缺一。
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这是在和土拨鼠签订契约吗?
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PS:隔着玻璃传功呢。
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好神奇,不管是养孩子还是小动物,咋会越来越像
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PS:这难道是某种定律
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大可不必那么详细
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PS:就差描述细节了
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和老公结婚半年了还是不熟
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PS:现代人的结婚标准?
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你自己睡觉什么样不知道吗
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PS:脖子还能恢复正常么