坚持日更 搞笑图片第498期
1、蜥蜴是不是都喜欢比剪刀手
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2、给俩孩子做了个上下铺,够原生态吧!
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3、哟!现在蜜蜂都住高楼大厦了
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4 、律师:有时候我也挺想报警的
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5 、县城的店,猛一看还看不出什么问题
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6、广西就没有不爱嗦粉的物种
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7、这鞋有木有脚气?会不会传染给它们。
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8、香菜水,折耳根奶茶畅销吗?
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9、医院的自助机器打开是储物柜
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10、电动车不小心倒下结果把菠萝戳了个洞,菠萝:能再说一遍你从那么多菠萝里面买走我的故事嘛
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11、兽医:我只有生意不好的时候才把它放出来,这样我就有生意了
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12、出了三天门 裤子变鸟窝了
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13、再买一节电池架空他
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14、好几百亿的组合产物
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15、猪脑??炒饭??肉夹馍??
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16、网购的番茄能不能别那么离谱
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17、撞衫了,好尴尬。狗狗:这狗怎么那么高!
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18、单王心地善良,祝你暴富
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19、这个蛋是不是中毒了
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20、狗子很喜欢八卦楼下的事,感觉整个耳朵都努力了
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21、找到了一个过生日避免尴尬的方法
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22、什么意思,翻译一下
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23、大学舍友的时尚单品
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24、你这大闸蟹保真吗?
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25、爹你就给我吃一口吧!
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26、我替你们试过了,手机很快就烧了
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27、我妈给家里干成了大棚
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28、数学让我迷失自我
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29、这是什么测试,给我来一套
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30、跟妈妈一起生活vs自己一个人生活
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