坚持日更 搞笑图片第534期
1. 封不封神的我不太清楚,我只知道神奇的东方树叶要失去一名小顾客了
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2.十八份工作,一份工资。
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3. 记者:这可是他自己说的不苦哦
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4.看似很危险其实一点也不安全
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5.一个桥洞下面的,可能是哪个流浪汉写的?我第一次看的时候感觉到一把小榔头轻轻地敲了我的心脏。
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6.被人发现后发到了网上。然后就这样了……
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7. 下班路上拍的,研究了一晚上,也不知道是咋弄的!
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8.研究了5分钟才反应过来
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9.财神爷路过都得办完贷款才能走。
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10:那天走在大街上,发现好多的男人都频频的回头看我,让我有了一种受宠若惊感觉...正当我暗自高兴的时候,一个大姐告诉了我真相...当时我就懵逼了,那两个凸出来的小点只是衣服里面穿的背带裤的扣子而已...我说怎么那些回头看我的男人都好像在坏坏的笑呢...
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11:如何通过一只手就能判断出成年人的性别?答案就是,只需要一根大小合适的棍子,然后看手是怎么握的,就知道了...百分之百准确哦...
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12:从天而降的一大坨粑粑,我看了好几次,也没发现它们是怎么出来的...
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13:要不咱就别要这个帐篷了,现在连服务员也没了...
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14:第一次参加奥运会,就变成了最后一次参加...
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15:一辆轮渡上的汽车,由于忘记把手刹拉上,整个车从船上掉到了水中...
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16:今天单位的时候把一支签字笔顺手揣在了口袋里,等到我下班的时候才发现,我的裤子已经变成这个样子了...
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17:我要求理发的托尼老师给我剪一个有层次感的发型,结果成了这个样子...或许,我们两个人对层次感的理解不太一样...
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18:我在网上订了一套美甲的造型...然后等到我收到的时候,是这个样子的...
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19:两个卡通小人承受了生命中所不能承受的重量...
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20:在网上看到了非常好看的一条裙子,虽然价格有点小贵,我还是买了...结果,收到货以后我穿上才发现有些不太适合我...
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21:我见过很把衣服围在腰部的人...但是这么尴尬的还是头一次见到...
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22:我的同事把自己的手机不小心放在了车间里大型切割机的下面...
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23:我的老爸在网上买了一个金属探测器,他为了测试这个机器是否好用,于是这个把我老妈的金戒指扔到了草地上...结果,等到开启探测器的时候才发现它是一个坏的,根本无法工作...然后,我老爸已经在草地上趴了快半个小时了,还没有找到老妈的戒指...不知道哪位友友的眼神比较好,可以看得出来戒指在哪里吗?
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24:由于我在生活中时不时就会产生过敏的症状,于是到医院进行过敏源测试,一共测了69项...而我,对其中的60项都过敏...
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25:一名男子在4S店试驾了一辆保时捷...结果刚出门不久就撞到了大树上...这下子不买也得买了...
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26:那天的阳光很好,于是我打算骑着自行车出去转转,然后在我骑出家门大约4公里的时候,它毫无征兆的断成了两截...
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27:那天我要参加一个非常重要的会议,特意穿了一身正装...就在我要进入会场的时候,突然发现拉链坏掉了...这是我同事给我做的临时补救措施...
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28:不怕神一样的对手,就怕猪一样的队友...一名女子在拔河比赛的时候拉错了方向...我怀疑她是对方派来的卧底...
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29:我有早上喝咖啡的习惯,并且这种习惯保持了很多年...直到有一天我在喝完咖啡时发现了杯子底下的蜘蛛...从那以后我就再也没有喝过咖啡了...一直在喝可以看到杯底的水...
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