坚持日更 搞笑图片第533期
今天的我,原来是想好好补个觉的,结果拿起手机看时间,结果不小心刷到这个,让我觉得这个懒觉不睡也罢,就这样开启快乐的一天吧。
这个快乐的故事从这几张图开始:
一个漂亮小姑娘说自己收到了男朋友送的礼物:一双高跟鞋。
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结果,好家伙,这一发不要紧,评论下面的欢乐故事就这样无声的开始了:
1. 你可质疑他的审美,但不能质疑他对你的爱意。
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2. 一度让人怀疑是不是男朋友把他妈妈年轻时的鞋送她了。
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3. 有人马上去测试了一下自己的男朋友,却让男友的爱妄图覆水还收。
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4. 也不知道是哪个鬼地方的形容手法,以前老师也没教过我这种形容手法啊。
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5. 一句“我有”已经非常明确的表达了他的审美。
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6. 这个男朋友可能阅读理解水平不行,但哄女朋友的水平还过得去。
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7. 改革春风的流行风终于还是吹到了你
8. 一鞋穿三代,人走鞋还在。
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9. 是我说话太委婉了吗?何必逼我。
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10. 就这回答多少是懂点人情世故的。
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11. 在这消失的二十分钟里,对面已经汗流浃背辗转反侧码字三千反复删除.
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12. 有时候一句昧良心的话就要十句昧良心的话来找补。
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13. 一双鞋让你身价倍增
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14. 有些人的男朋友真的是懂事得过份。
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15. 你一定是买给你妈妈穿的,对吧。
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16. 我看你是做我女朋友做腻了,想做我奶了?
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17. 最后,评论区的女生们统一建议姑娘给男朋友回个礼:
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最后,问你们一个问题:
你们送过/收过对方什么自认为很Nice的礼物?
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果然女士还是喜欢文静的男生!!!
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哈哈赌神附体!!!
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果然很温柔!!!
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哎!这号作废了!!!开个小号吧!!!
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哈哈孙子兵法是这么用的吗?
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被...被发现了
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