坚持日更 第449期
1、整点医院笑话!
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2、猫猫狗狗:拆家计划制定完成
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3、你是玉米几?
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4、小朋友:你猜我认识几个字
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5、自带香烛,功德减半,一半就一半吧,我求中一千万的彩票
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6、这只鸟每天早上都等着我同事的车,然后坐在镜子前面看着自己开始拉屎
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7、小仙女们,回村烤火要注意距离啊
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8、妈妈带我体验了阿姨们的老式烫头
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9、重庆大足这精神状态好开朗,很有活力,很喜欢
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10、早上起来本来开开心心的我:萨摩耶得知朋友都已开启假期模式在工位上的我:萨摩唉
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11、篡位的小猫咪
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12、老板说我的工位太迷信
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13、虽然不是正确答案,但也可以说没问题
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14、跟我一起办公的同事
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15、南方人才懂冬天打游戏多不容易
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16、终于知道为啥无人售货了
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17、好家伙,这肌肉感觉能锤爆我
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18、这间店的卫生,该笑还是该哭呢
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19、当代大学生的收集
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20、前面的阿姨,你的菜掉地上了。
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21、关于楼上掉下来一条腊鱼
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22、夜班人的精神状态
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23、煮东西前不把毛去一下吗?
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24、晚上不要出来,容易被猎人崩掉
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25、阅卷老师:有时候一个人阅卷挺无助的
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